Hmm, so, we want an artifact that seems to be targeting same-sex couples, yeah? And Pete is all "I will be gay for Steve" and everyone else is "no." So Artie insists that Myka and Helena do it. Yes. I'm not guaranteeing that I'll write a fic, mind, but I definitely want to.

Of course, to make a really good fake marriage story I would probably have to get past my headcanon that they've been in a relationship since s3, but 4x15 should help move that aside.